“Wha— Hey! It’s not fake!” The hero’s sea-filled eyes left him, but the lasting impression of eyeballing was as sharp as pins and needles.
“You’d be surprised at what this ‘key sword thing’ has done!”

"Oh, well, excuse me–
I’m an adult and
I have an actual
job– one that you’re
interrupting with your
play pretend.”

“The way I see it..
you’re talking a
load of crap for
a guy carrying
around a fake
key sword thing.”