dreamyariel:

kristcff

_{❝I apologize for the big scare but
 jumping out of the ocean all of a
 sudden is my favourite thing to do.
 I like pretending I’m a dolphin. A very
 bright red one. ——- But are you alright,
 sir? I am} truly _sorry.❞

           if it wasn’t obvious, no,
           he was not expecting a
           half human, half fish to
           jump out at him and
           nearly frighten him to death.

                             “oh–.. oh, yeah, sure–
                                          d a n d y.”